damn you, itunes top 100

Abominable lyrics, terrible messages, cheesy auto-tuning.... and catchy choruses. If you're ashamed to embrace these songs for the great pump - up /dance party /long car ride jams they are, justify them in your itunes top 25 most played as 'ironic' or as 'pop-culture research'. Either way, blast 'em.

1. Rockstar - Rihanna
2. Break Your Heart - Taio Cruz
3. Your Love Is My Drug - Ke$ha
4. Drop It Low - Ester Dean and Chris Brown
5. All the Above (feat T-Pain) - Mario
6. Carry Out (Feat. Justin Timberlake) - Timbaland

(really, anyone who can make take out food as a metaphor for sex last for more than 3 minutes deserves to be listened to.)